Names That Jay-Z and Beyonce Threw Out Before Choosing Blue Ivy
Rebecca "Sweet Mother" Donohue
Posted on February 11, 2012
1. Blue Lagoon
2. Blue Crystal Meth
3. Blue Monday
4. Red Dragon
5. Green-Eyed Little Monster (Jay-Z: “No, too Lady Gaga.”)
6. Pink Pasty
7. Black Baby
8. White Wedding
9. Aqua Girl
10. Jen-Teal
11. Not That Pink
12. Grey Garden
13. Lavender Eye Mask
14. Grecian Formula
15. Cherry Italian Ice
16. Orangina
I can’t stop. Did I miss any?
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I Love Crack
lol. that’s definitely a good addition. or are you telling me what YOU like along with a nice glass of pinot noir? lol. jk, jk. I should’ve also added, “Blue Moss” – it was a given to Blue Ivy, but we do not always see the forest for the trees…especially when it is painted blue…i could go on, but we all have things to do!
I like Blue Moss! But I’ve never done crack. =)
This is as it should be! Lol.
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Personally, I would have gone for Not That Pink or Grey Garden (always love a link to insane women). Great list.
Totes agree. Crazy can be crazy fun. As long as you don’t marry it. Grey Garden also one of my personal faves…welcome aboard!
Thanks.
I’m partial to Be-Jayzler. It’s kind of like a Bedazzler, only human!
Oh. My. God. I love that idea. You and all of your kind are so welcome here. Made me laugh out loud!!!!!
Love the names you came up with!
The funny thing is — I’m so out of touch with pop culture — that when I was expecting my youngest 8 years ago, one of the girls I was coaching at the time said, “Whatever you do, if it’s a girl, don’t name her Beyonce!” and I said, not having the slightest clue who Beyonce was, “Why on earth would I do that?”
Since then, I’ve felt this weird name connection with Beyonce.
And I named my daughter Laurel.
lol. you know my father didn’t know who stephen king was…which left my brother and i thinking we were adopted.
thanks for reading, sally.
I read Stephen King until maybe Cujo — then I reached my creeped-out limit and haven’t read him since. I never named a child after him.
lol. thank god.
Laughed so hard, my sides hurt! Thank you for this. ;0)
My pleasure, miss veggie! Always so nice when u come by here.
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Why am I only seeing this now? Black Baby. Not That Pink. You are funny.