the shizwow begins! this morning. too crashed out to do assemblage last night. but, just wrote a post…now off to tackle ikea. uuuugh. love u, carrie. can’t wait till i’m settled and can visit your wonderful blog home again. xo, sm
ha ha. i’ve lived in both – bumfeck and cosmopolitan-feck and i guess they’re all fecked in different ways. loooll. looking forward to reading your blog again, contrary, i’ve missed ya. sm
one entertainment center – check. one bookshelf – check. to be put together by me, shortly. waaaaahhhh. and it’s too early for wine. or whine. ya know? xo, sm
IKEA? *sob*
And kids, that was the last we heard of sweetmother. She and wifesy trundled their trolley full of flatpack furniture off into the sunset, vowing to return. We knew it was a lie, for once the IKEA god has you, there is no escape….
ooooooooogh, how true, metan, how true. but, never fear! i am here. and i will accomplish this boxed task before me through liquor therapy and hope. much love, mother
Ahhhhh the dreaded Ikea! My partner and I made a pact when we went there that should we have kids we would NEVER bring them with us if we had to go. The annoying thing about our visit was having to pay over £100 pounds to get our bookcases delivered because they were two inches too long for his car and we hadn’t bought any rope to tie the boot down with!
Hope the move is going well and you and wifesy are soon settled!
oooooooooh, my god, that really sux. luckily we got it all in the car. but, i did contemplate twine at one moment, and then wifesy realized we could jam the front part up by the dashboard. thank god for her brains. thank god for my beauty. looolll! xo, sm
I’m a past master at all things Ikea. Don’t move…I’ll hop on the next flight and see you in about 12 hours…. (now where did I put my passport and sun cream?)
hope your shifting goes well Sweet Mom ..
i dont like moving at all but i enjoying packing..
in fact once my best friend invited me to help her pack things.. its fun
Hope you are surviving your move. And have fun putting the shizwow together. (That sounds dirty…)
the shizwow begins! this morning. too crashed out to do assemblage last night. but, just wrote a post…now off to tackle ikea. uuuugh. love u, carrie. can’t wait till i’m settled and can visit your wonderful blog home again. xo, sm
Oh how I miss living in a real city with Ikeas.
ha ha. i’ve lived in both – bumfeck and cosmopolitan-feck and i guess they’re all fecked in different ways. loooll. looking forward to reading your blog again, contrary, i’ve missed ya. sm
I totally missed you today. If LA has Task Rabbit, just hire one of them to do your errands so you can come back to us.
ooooooohhhh, my favorite purveyor of the cool, what in the feck is task rabbit? i’m so looking that up now…love you! sm
I could walk around in Ikea all day. It’s the adult Disneyland.
looolllll. adult disney indeed. wifesy walks around both in the same way…she grazes, she enjoys, i usually need to pee. xoxo, sm
Hahaha. Yeah it’s not easy to do that at Ikea. Good luck finding the restroom in that giant maze!
I dread boxes shaped like that especially if it’s suppose to represent an entertainment center or piano. I feel your pain.
one entertainment center – check. one bookshelf – check. to be put together by me, shortly. waaaaahhhh. and it’s too early for wine. or whine. ya know? xo, sm
Thanks for giving us our quick fix of SM today! Looking forward to hearing about the follies of Internet installation.
momma hearts you, weebs. internet merriment is up. as i sit here tethered to my smartphone, literally. xo, sm
Ikea is always a good idea until you get home with the boxes. Please tell me you ate the Swedish meatballs!
you are so right, sweet fish. fun until assemblage, which happens now. i don’t know how in the hell i missed the balls…oh, yeah, i do…looolll. xo, sm
We’ve been in our house for a year and we still have one unassembled Ikea nightstand. Sigh.
looooolllllll. that is fantastic! xo, sm
Hope your move goes smoothly.
thank you, luv. xo, sm
Good luck!
thank you, sword. and welcome to my crazy-cyber-world. much love, sm
Allen Wrench.
Bless you.
What Mom, the Ikea pictures weren’t enough?
never, it’s never enough! looolll. xo, sm
Good luck with the internet installation!
thank you, lady. it should happen in about an hr! lol. xo, sm
IKEA? *sob*
And kids, that was the last we heard of sweetmother. She and wifesy trundled their trolley full of flatpack furniture off into the sunset, vowing to return. We knew it was a lie, for once the IKEA god has you, there is no escape….
ooooooooogh, how true, metan, how true. but, never fear! i am here. and i will accomplish this boxed task before me through liquor therapy and hope. much love, mother
Ahhhhh the dreaded Ikea! My partner and I made a pact when we went there that should we have kids we would NEVER bring them with us if we had to go. The annoying thing about our visit was having to pay over £100 pounds to get our bookcases delivered because they were two inches too long for his car and we hadn’t bought any rope to tie the boot down with!
Hope the move is going well and you and wifesy are soon settled!
oooooooooh, my god, that really sux. luckily we got it all in the car. but, i did contemplate twine at one moment, and then wifesy realized we could jam the front part up by the dashboard. thank god for her brains. thank god for my beauty. looolll! xo, sm
Lots of luck with the move and thanks for posting a shortie
Was getting a tad worried when there was no Sweet Mum in my inbox!
As for da big box…allen keys me dear, allen keys
i have a wide selection of the allen keys…right next to the wine keys, as they go hand in hand! much love, ac, much love. xo, sm
Then you’re set
-hugs-
Should have waited for that Intern
you are so right, valentine. you are so right. xo, sm
I’m a past master at all things Ikea. Don’t move…I’ll hop on the next flight and see you in about 12 hours…. (now where did I put my passport and sun cream?)
looooollll, now that would be fun, mee. so fun. xo, sm
IKEAS rules. Good luck.
brig, you rule. xo, sm
hope your shifting goes well Sweet Mom ..
i dont like moving at all but i enjoying packing..
in fact once my best friend invited me to help her pack things.. its fun
you are a good egg, little miss. a very good egg.
sm
your kindness makes me feel accepted… thankyou
Sweet Mom one day i will talk to you about it..