Well, Part 1 of my Caption the Photo contest was so successful, it’s time to do it again.
The rules are simple.
* Caption the photo included in this post in the comments section.
* You have 1 week and you can “caption” it as many times as you like by leaving more comment-entries.
* I will pick 3. Those three selected bloggers get the choice of either their blog profiled in a Reggie post -here’s a sample- or a downloadable copy of my comedy CD.
Simple and easy-peasy publicity for your blog. All you have to do is write a good joke.
Here’s the picture:
Now, fire away in the comments section. I look forward to reading them!
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Dickhead used the wrong kind of rubber.
Now THAT’s funny. Bravo, Le Clown.
Weebs,
Thanks, it did amuse me.
Le Clown
brills! and yes, answering comments from two days ago… lool. or more than that, even.
xo, sm
It doesn’t matter if you’re in a red state or a blue state, many people will still consider you an ugly American.
true dat!
Thankfully, Otto’s photo is cropped, so you get to keep your breakfast.
i couldn’t read this… without going there. looool. xo, sm
With the money he saved on orthodontic work, he was able to buy even more rubber bands.
Artist’s conception of how Snookie’s son may one day find his own 15 minutes of fame.
this one made me laugh out loud!
Cosmetic surgery under the Romney-Ryan Plan.
bwwaaahhhhaa. genius.
Oh, that’s a goodie.
it is now, isn’t it?
Nolan should’ve picked me for Bane!
Botox for the less fortunate
dear god. me loves!
“I just won America’s Got Talent!”
…soon to be the next howie mandel. that’s for f’en sure. loool.
That was easy.™
i love this comment/ joke, but i also love the ‘tm’. loooooolll.
of course I could have bought a real gimp mask, but wheres the fun in that
completely brills!
I got nothing. But I’d vote for any of the above captions.
you have no idea how hard it is to pick from these!!
Facelift…you’re doing it wrong.
love.
So good I stole it. Aces.
i might have to give dual awards or something…wait. i already do that.
He said he was in a band…
LOL
Hahaha!
feckin’ hilarious.
So, this is the photo I chose for my eHarmony account. Now all I have to do is sit back while the ladies flock to me. Am I a genius or what?
oh god. if only it were so… there are so many reasons to laugh at that site as it is!!! loool.
The next “Bachelor”..
oh.dear.god.loved.
Laughing..
( i have no caption — I just have to wonder WHY would anyone do this?) such a dingleberry
it’s amazing what you will find on the internet, now, isn’t it?
- Redneck Facelift (adapted from Fabulous Mommy)
- Guantanamo Lite.
- Cubicle Bondage
- The Idiot’s Guide to Business Casual
all genius. totally genius.
How to tye-dye your own face. Step one.
*tie-dye
loooool. ‘guy works in tie-dye booth at grateful dead concert and takes waaaaay too much acid.’ looool.
THERE….Now do I look like him? Sloth love chunk!
llllloooooooooooooool.
I do my best.
The lengths some people will go to in order to get rid of a migraine….
tee, heee, indeed!
This is the last time I play Truth or Dare.
loved!
Hey Beavus, remember when we had our own show? I’ve got a plan…He he he
bringin’ it! loved.
what you dont think its funny? its the best scary movie costume…
You said ‘bandit mask.’
you just reminded me of some movie where the robbers duct taped their faces….cray-cray. loved it.
Then when you “snip” that bit just between my eyes… stand back !!!
hysterical.
“Hey mom, look what I can do!”
and he goes to the naughty mat!
- Last time I go to an orthodontist at Walmart
- Look, my ears don’t stick out anymore!
- How to enhance masturbation by asphyxiation, part I
i think you should get points just for creativity on number 3, seriously. mega points!
Caption : Maybe I should have tried botox instead…
loooool.
Thank you, thank you.
What happens to kids that eat paste in class. Little did they know eating paste was a gateway drug.
paste as a gateway drug!!!! loved.
I got nothin, but there are some great captions here!
it’s fun, isn’t it? and gets me out of writing for a day, at least. loool. xo
Why should I get one of those creepy tiger body-tats when I can just do it myself? Now where did you put my self-tanner? I’m about to pass the hell out.
ok, i loved this one simply because i saw the whole monologue as it was happening. really loved it.
“look ma, the dentist taught me to floss my pearly whites all by myself”
looool.
When asked to do an abstract art project on abandonment, Bob got a bit wrapped up in his work…
bwwaaahhhhhha. brills!
Bob was hoping Guinness would give extra points for creativity. They don’t.
also very good.
Newly single, Max found some of his old pick up moves did not get better with age.
looooool. REALLY good.
Bob’s passive-aggressive stationery theft allowed him a momentary escape from his job as a call centre consultant.
looooooollll.
“Are you sure this will prevent the spread of my STDs?”
maybe they should make a new herpes commercial…
Hi, I’m Pinhead’s younger, less talented and less evil brother. You know, Pinhead from Hellraiser. I just prefer rubber over stick pins.
bwwaaahhhhhha.
This many bands and I still think I’m fecking awesome
literally laughed out loud.
of course if you ping the orange one, its gona hurt like hell. Please don’t ping the orange one
maybe he’s doing a rendition of the terror threat alert system on his face?
Sweetheart, do I look blue?
smart, succinct. you have the makings of a joke writer…truly.
Thank you
This is all the rubber you’ll see me wearing, baby!
loooooollll.
“Are you sure I don’t need anesthetic, Doc?”. No, no, no, if you start to feel the pain just snap one of the elastics and you will forget all about it.
i could use this method during my coffee detox right now, for sure! looool. xo, sm
- Recession Superheroes
- And they say all the good men are taken.
goodgawd, me loves!
Subject: Rubberband Fun 101 (making kitten friendly toys)
Tutor: Heartless Helga
Student: Eric Everyman
Comments: Eric scores points for creativity and thinking outside the box, unfortunately he loses points for failing to follow the instruction ‘make a ball from rubber bands at hand’.
Grade: Fail
Bob inadvertently saved the human gene-pool when putting on the rubbers meant that no woman would ever sleep with him again.