A Mouthful of Canada
Posted on January 14, 2013
This is how much I know about Canada. It's cold. And they have universal healthcare. The end. See you next week.
Oh come on. Can't give up this easily. Sweet mother would disown me. I could list some funny statements about Canada. Everybody loves those. Little factoids to make people nod. Such as: Canada adopted its flag almost 100 years after its independence, which is fair because it would take me even longer to draw a maple leaf with bilateral symmetry.