One day, I was staying at a friend of mine’s apartment while I waited to leave the country for a while to live with my Wifesy.  I wasn’t used to this apartment and I went to take a shower.  There’s the clue for you there, “wasn’t used to this apartment” because take anything mundane and then do it in a setting you’re not used to and it can be a recipe for disaster.   I got in the shower and everything was going smoothly.  My friend had this super wide tub, almost like a jacuzzi tub, which is a rarity in a New York apartment.  I noted the width and depth of the tub, as I was standing up and taking a shower.  The…