These are my dog’s thoughts.  She whispered them to me today.  All I did was write them down.  Oh, wait.  Doggie has another message.  She says, “These are my musings on life and humans should try them.  It might do ‘em some good.  Woof.”     Sleep lots.  Sleep and then when you’re done sleeping, sleep again.  Especially, on your days off, keep sleeping.  I mean, don’t sleep so much that you lose your job and can’t feed me, but sleep enough so that you’re always happy.   Get very excited about food.  Every time food is laid before you, you should feel like this:  “Oh, my god, I can’t believe this is happening again!  This is so awesome.  More food?!  Happy dance.  I’m…