Love is a Paranoid Dream-Cheater Cornucopia of Happiness
Rebecca "Sweet Mother" Donohue
Posted on February 13, 2012
Last night I dreamt that wifesy cheated on me. I woke up this morning and said to her, “You know you should kiss me when you get out of bed.” She said, “Huh, you didn’t kiss me.” I said, “It’s not a competition, you know. Jesus, you should kiss me.” It was silent for a few minutes. I brushed my teeth while wifesy was in the shower. Then I said, “Last night you cheated on me in my dream.” And she said, “I knew it. I knew it. You’re always insecure when you dream something.” We both laughed and it was over. I know why I had this dream. Yesterday, we went to our accountant. A young, Latino guy who is the Jr in…
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