Last night I dreamt that wifesy cheated on me.  I woke up this morning and said to her, “You know you should kiss me when you get out of bed.” She said, “Huh, you didn’t kiss me.” I said, “It’s not a competition, you know.  Jesus, you should kiss me.” It was silent for a few minutes.  I brushed my teeth while wifesy was in the shower.  Then I said, “Last night you cheated on me in my dream.” And she said, “I knew it.  I knew it.  You’re always insecure when you dream something.” We both laughed and it was over. I know why I had this dream.  Yesterday, we went to our accountant.  A young, Latino guy who is the Jr in…