One of the things I like to do on this blog is give advice to my future child – my gayby.  If you don’t know, this is a baby made by gays.  Now, with all the talk of bullying making the rounds and while watching this whole Rush Limbaugh/ Republican primary sh*tstorm, I thought standing up for oneself might be a good thing to teach a kid. First and foremost, let me just say, I’m not an advocate for fist fighting or backyard wrestling or hitting yourself with a 2×4, any other such rednecky-type nonsense.  None of that appeals to me.  Hell, I don’t even like it when those urban skateboarders jump up on the rails and ride them.  All I can think is,…