“Ugh!  Where is my grey sock?  Where is it?!!”     “Look, I do the laundry.  The socks sometimes go missing.  They always turn up eventually.  Wear another pair of socks.  There are about 80 clean pairs of socks in the drawer.”   “But, I want to wear the grey ones.  They match better.”   “You are being ridiculous.”   “I don’t know why you massacre the socks every time you do the laundry.”     “Let’s be clear, “Where do the socks go?” has been a historic question from Aristotle to Seinfeld.  They couldn’t answer it.  I’m not going to be able to answer it either.  Just take it on faith that the socks will turn up, just as the sun always rises. …