The other day I was deveining shrimp because I’m an idiot. Most people realize that you can buy shrimp fully de-shelled and deveined. I suppose I did realize this, but then I saw the fully intact shrimp and the ultra cheap price attached to them and I lost all sense. I thought, “Oh, wow, all I have to do is take the shells off of these shrimp, in order to save an entire 3 dollars on this massive quantity of expensive little buggers.” This shows you, instantly, that far more goes into a bargain than price. Now, I knew I’d have to take the shrimpies’ little dresses off, but I was clueless about deveining. I started the process after Wifesy and…
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