“…that is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don’tcare what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an “alternate lifestyle”! There I said it! Ridiculous!”     – Actual Victoria Jackson Quote Introducing… ACTION VICTORIA JACKSON! PART 1 …because this woman is BAT SHIT. EXT. URBAN STREET – DAY ACTION VICTORIA JACKSON, 53, stands next to a parked car on a busy street.  Standing opposite her, dangerously close to traffic, is an extremely seductive BLONDE WOMAN. BLONDE WOMAN Why do they call you, “Action Victoria Jackson?” A CAR careens out of no where and sideswipes another car about ten feet away from the women.  Action Victoria Jackson grabs the Blonde Woman…