“Well, when you have a baby, afterwards, the cervix snaps back to normal, but the rest stays rather roomy, right?  I mean, you were with that woman once, your first girlfriend, the one with a child?” I asked.   “Yeah, the cervix goes back to the normal, but the vag…well, let’s just say it’s like trying to find an earring on your hands and knees in an empty airplane hanger,” Wifesy answered.   “You were in there on your hands and knees up there?!!”   “I’m speaking figuratively,” she answered.  “But, I probably could’ve been,” she added.  “It was big.”   “Yuck,” I said.   “So, are you saying you wouldn’t carry my baby?” she asked.   “No, I would, but why the hell…