These things annoy me about the world of lesbos.  I have written them down. Bad footwear.  The lesbian is known for the Birkenstock and the Teva.  Both types of sandals that I abhor.  I have always preferred a Louboutin or a trendy sneaker.  Since we are, in some ways, the opposite of nuns – we should have footwear that reflects this, as opposed to paralleling it.  And we should also never say, “footwear”.  That is the last time I will ever do so.  Maybe. Apparently, all I care about is dogs.  I used to like people.  I used to even hang out with them.  Now, I write and take care of 3-4 legged creatures.  In my previous Manhattan days – oh, not so long…