I need to write a list today.  A short, funny, list to amuse myself and to give my longer blogging a break for a moment.  Besides, everyone on the internet loves feckin’ lists.  Especially, lists that include slideshows.  But, I can’t figure out what to list about.  So, I figured I’d write a list about the top things I should list about and then you tell me which list you’d like to see in the comments section.   It’s so meta, it’s like Andy Kaufman sucking on the wrist of Andy Dick.     Yes, that’s exactly what I mean to say.   Let’s begin.   Top 8 Sweet Mother List Ideas:   1.  Top 5 Rappers Who Lady Gaga Should Call Fat.  …