10.  You experience “PHANTOM MOUSE HAND” and begin to right click against your will!     9.  You only let your dog have a playdate over Skype.     8.  You get jealous of the 10 year old with a better phone than you.     7.  DJ Roomba sounds like a productive idea.     6.  You start calling yourself a, “Social Media Guru.”     5.  You attempt to hack your own pair of Google Glass.     4.  You take your computer to bed.     3.  You binge on Netflix until everything goes black.     2.  You believe you’ve become a Cylon.  (As result of above Netflix binge.)     1.  You’ve read this post.  Now, go outside!  …