There are always going to be those jokes between the genders.  The “he always leaves the toilet seat up,” “she likes to shop,” “and he bogarts the remote” type of jokes.  Sure, there are a lot of differences – thank god – between men and women, but one thing that’s not talked about much are the differences between gay men and lesbians.  That’s the topic I’m going to dissect today.  Keep in mind, of course, that not everything I’m saying holds true for ALL gay male couples.  When you talk about one group and you generalize, there are ALWAYS going to be exceptions to the rule.  The below is mainly an overarching -amusing- theory seen through the prism of my experience.  So, take it…