According to one Navy Chaplain, it’s ADVERTISING that makes people gay.  To paraphrase Mr. Direct-Conduit-to-God, “Everyone is born straight…Marketing makes them gay.”  What in the feck.  Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.  Is this guy right?  Probably not.  But, watch out, it’s going to be fun to tease the sh*t out of him…   I decided to look around on the internet to see if any particular ads made me feel “more gay.”  And if this post turns any of my readers gay by viewing these advertisements, I’m very sorry.  It seems the gay has just become too strong.  Christ, it’s more addictive than nicotine being flung at children by Joe the Camel or so says Navy-Chaplain-guy.  Never mind that my straight friend said to me,…