Okay, what I didn’t know is that Los Angeles is Halloween CRAZY. It’s kind of cool. They have so much space out here that everywhere you turn there’s a hayride, a haunted house, a scary-assed corn maze, or a fright night. Wifesy and I have decided to go to as many as we can. Like little kids. It’s sort of great. Yesterday, we were gearing up to go to a pumpkin festival. As we were finishing our last cup of coffee, my bestie, Miranda called on the phone. She was very upset. “Roxy was bitten by a pit bull last night.” “Wait, what do you mean?” I asked. Miranda was choking down sobs and explaining how the…
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