INT. HALLWAY ENTRANCE TO ER GLORIA DELGADO, 38, latin and gorgeous is being wheeled in on a gurney. Her blouse is loosely and erratically unbuttoned as if she just suffered a wardrobe malfunction and quickly tried to cover up. She is flanked by Manny Delgado, 12, Jay Pritchett, 60, Phil Dunphy, 35, Mitchell Pritchett, and Cameron Tucker, both in their 30’s. The men with the exception of Cameron and Mitchell seem to be blind. Dr. O’Hara, 40, and Jackie Peyton, 40, meet up with the gurney. GLORIA DELGADO Wawwwowwwww, ohhhhh, waaaaooowwwwww! DR. O’HARA (very British, very rich) What seems to be the problem, dear? GLORIA DELGADO (thick, Spanish accent) My tetas, mami! They are killing me! MANNY DELGADO You want me…
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