Free Publicity for YOUR Blog. It’s a Contest!

Hello My Blog-Lovelies,


Okay.  So, my Reggies profiling has officially come to somewhat of an end.  There may be one or two of you who still want a profile (some of you from the Gay Pride Day contest, perhaps?).  If you are one of those peeps – email me at and I’ll get a profile going for you.


But, otherwise the cue is empty, to use the British term.  There are no waiting Reggie Profiles to be done, so what’s a girl to do?


Well, I’ve decided to come up with something fun.  I’ve created a new regular feature to amuse myself and to get you something in return.  See, it’s a win-win-win.  (I don’t know what the third win is for, but somehow it felt necessary.)


Here’s what we’re going to do.  Once a week, I’m going to post a ridiculous picture.  I think a lot of you are hilarious, so in the comments section write your funniest caption for that photo.  The top three funny comments will get written about in a post of their very own.  A New Reggie of sorts.  A threesome Reggie.  If you are outside of the blog realm and still want to participate, join in, and leave your comment.  I will also throw in my comedy CD for free.  So, you get a choice — a reggie profile or my comedy CD for the top three funniest commenters to be announced the following week.  (Please specify whether you’d like the CD or Reggie profile after your caption and of course, I can plug something that’s not on WordPress, as well.)




Send this post around as much as you like.  You can “enter” by commenting as many times as you want and there are no limits as to what you can say, other than the limits of taste, of course.  (But, lord knows that is subjective.)  The contest is open from today, this Sunday until next Sunday, one full week — and then the winner will be announced via a blog post.


It’s open to everyone.  If you know someone who might want a little more bloglovin’ or a chance to showcase their joke or a free HI-larious comedy CD (if I do say so myself) then send ‘em my way.


All of that, for writing one, little, joke.


Not bad.  What can I say, Sweet Mother aims to please.


And now, without further adieu, here’s the photo…so, have at it, my Blog-Lovelies:



Contest closes, next Sunday!



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124 thoughts on “Free Publicity for YOUR Blog. It’s a Contest!

  1. Sweet Mother,
    Ok, I don’t know if this picture will show…. If it doesn’t, would you be kind enough to add it yourself? I’ll send you the link. It’s not a caption… It’s how the picture should be.

    Le Clown

    1. i don’t see the pic… is it you at a urinal with a clown nose on your chorizo? is that too much? i’m here all week…okay, year, okay…i’ll stop now…

      1. SM,
        Sent you an email with the link to the picture. Actually, sent three emails, I’m anal this way. Go with what’s behind door #3, please…
        Le Clown

      1. I love you idea, just remind me when it’s time to do them, I’ll head right over. I’m usually late to all these good parties 😀 that was fun

    1. so pee wee was checkin’ out the pee wees? bwwaaahhh! couldn’t resist… and now it’s japanese chicks. yep, that’s a normal occurrence at the hollywood marriot. at least in my mind…

      1. Kathy,
        And here I thought I could fool you all by standing on a little person.
        Le Clown

    1. SM,
      Sounds like a fair deal. Let me push your post on my blog. I’ll let the winner write on my blog…. It’s better than having kids.
      Le Clown

      1. i was feckin’ with you. but, i love if you’re gonna do it… i love group efforts. well, i love you. in the comedy, blogging, sense of course. sigh, just tell sara im gay. it always works. lool. xoxo, sm

      1. we shall see…. some of them have to go through too many steps, click on link, click on other link. ugh, aw, no, too tired. seriously. 😉

  2. LOL 😀 Don’t worry about, I’m sure you’ve got a ton of actually more important things to do.
    I only blog to clear my head between auction catalogues and clients. It’s a palate cleanser, like sorbet between courses 😀

  3. When activated by liquid, the NEW Ego-Boosting Urinal plays various pre-recorded messages; you can choose from random female voices or random male voices. The premium model includes celebrities, such as George Takei (Oh myyyyy!)

      1. SM,
        You mean, a few years away from my 2 1/2 yr old daughter and house cleaning? How do I sign up?
        Le Clown

      2. start a band called, ‘pussy riot’ and interrupt a russian orthodox service with a rendition of your song, ‘putin sucks’…you could do that, but then people will also call you a hack. i’m just sayin’. loooolll.

  4. “That looks like the pictures from the sex ed filmstrips, except the infestation is the size of Tokyo!”

  5. “Sorry hon. You must be at least this big to ride this roller coaster”
    Woman 1 “Ooohh, is that a birthday candle?”
    Woman 2 “OMG I love cake”

    (I’m not 100% tonight, but I needed to be here).

  6. When he ask me do I want see stlaight frush I thought he talking about cards, but maybe he have other kind of poker in mind?.

    (I knew I should have kept on packing boxes instead of coming to read you and Le Clown’s blogs.)

  7. “Welcom you to the Imperial Hotel. Our finest bathroom attendants service make you most joyful happy. Attendants include fresh towel, mints, finest soap, and lovely woman admirers. Have nice day!”

  8. Girl in the black dress:
    Hiroko san I thought you said all American men are big like Godzilla?

    Girl in red Dress:
    Oooooooooooh look. His chin po looks like a rejected Pokemon. There’s no way I am going to let him give me tatami burns! Teee heee heee desu!

  9. Girl in black and white dress: “I want a guy this big. Sadly, you don’t measure up.”
    Girl in red dress: “If you don’t want him, I’ll take him. I like ’em small.”

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