Hello My Blog-Lovelies,
Okay. So, my Reggies profiling has officially come to somewhat of an end. There may be one or two of you who still want a profile (some of you from the Gay Pride Day contest, perhaps?). If you are one of those peeps – email me at sweetmotherlover@gmail.com and I’ll get a profile going for you.
But, otherwise the cue is empty, to use the British term. There are no waiting Reggie Profiles to be done, so what’s a girl to do?
Well, I’ve decided to come up with something fun. I’ve created a new regular feature to amuse myself and to get you something in return. See, it’s a win-win-win. (I don’t know what the third win is for, but somehow it felt necessary.)
Here’s what we’re going to do. Once a week, I’m going to post a ridiculous picture. I think a lot of you are hilarious, so in the comments section write your funniest caption for that photo. The top three funny comments will get written about in a post of their very own. A New Reggie of sorts. A threesome Reggie. If you are outside of the WordPress.com blog realm and still want to participate, join in, and leave your comment. I will also throw in my comedy CD for free. So, you get a choice — a reggie profile or my comedy CD for the top three funniest commenters to be announced the following week. (Please specify whether you’d like the CD or Reggie profile after your caption and of course, I can plug something that’s not on WordPress, as well.)
OMG! PRIZES!
Send this post around as much as you like. You can “enter” by commenting as many times as you want and there are no limits as to what you can say, other than the limits of taste, of course. (But, lord knows that is subjective.) The contest is open from today, this Sunday until next Sunday, one full week — and then the winner will be announced via a blog post.
It’s open to everyone. If you know someone who might want a little more bloglovin’ or a chance to showcase their joke or a free HI-larious comedy CD (if I do say so myself) then send ‘em my way.
All of that, for writing one, little, joke.
Not bad. What can I say, Sweet Mother aims to please.
And now, without further adieu, here’s the photo…so, have at it, my Blog-Lovelies:
Contest closes, next Sunday!
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“Gasp! Look! Someone dropped a twenty!”
oh, i’m lovin’ this already…
“Oh! I love those little teacup dogs! Wait, that’s not a dog … “
lollllllll
I haven’t used one of these since i had my tits packed Maria!! Thank GOD we kept our cocks!!
AustralianPerfumeJunkies,
HAHAHAHAHA.
Le Clown
i mean….it’s so good and it’s only the 3rd comment in, i’m just sayin’….
oh.christ.on.the.cross. i think i love you. 😉
You’re welcome Sweet Mother
made my morning. 😉
“Hey big spender, is that a ruby on your Prince Albert?”
loooooolll. or maybe ew? 😉
Sweet Mother,
Ok, I don’t know if this picture will show…. If it doesn’t, would you be kind enough to add it yourself? I’ll send you the link. It’s not a caption… It’s how the picture should be.
Le Clown
i don’t see the pic… is it you at a urinal with a clown nose on your chorizo? is that too much? i’m here all week…okay, year, okay…i’ll stop now…
SM,
Sent you an email with the link to the picture. Actually, sent three emails, I’m anal this way. Go with what’s behind door #3, please…
Le Clown
loooool. okay, going to check now.
OMG! How on earth did you lose your earring in there?
loooooooolllll.
“I just love these new seats they installed”
seriously, perfection.
I love you idea, just remind me when it’s time to do them, I’ll head right over. I’m usually late to all these good parties 😀 that was fun
i’m glad you enjoyed it. you were great! lol. xoxo, sm
Aww man, did my Reggie photo not get there in time? I sent it this week! 😦
i don’t think i got it…but, my google is a mess…let me go check now… xo, sm
hey jules, i’m not seeing it there at all. i’m going to send you an email with my reg email in it. xoxo, sm
Madame Weebles,
Liar.
Le Clown
i mean, if her photo was invisible it arrived… loool.
Just wait until tomorrow, Clown Boy. You’ll get yours.
Madame Weebles,
Finally.
Le Clown
wait…where’s mine? my email, i mean…bwaaaahhhaaa.
Oh, SM, the treatment that Le Clown is getting tomorrow, I would never wish on you.
However, check your email!
Just reaffirming the Asian obsession with small things
cha-bang! 😉
After multiple complaints, management replaced the Pee Wee Herman poster with a Japanese fashion photo.
so pee wee was checkin’ out the pee wees? bwwaaahhh! couldn’t resist… and now it’s japanese chicks. yep, that’s a normal occurrence at the hollywood marriot. at least in my mind…
Oooh we so haw-ney! You smerr rike urinar cake! (politically incorrect, but this photo kind of begs for just such things)
ohmyfeckingod. you are so wrong. looooool. i’m just over the moon that you found a way to use ‘unirnal cake’. loved.
and for those who would like extra credit…caption this photo and le clown will let you write on his blog… maybe. looool.
Le Clown: Making Men Too Nervous To Pee Since 2012
double loooooooolllllllll
Kathy,
Making Men Too Nervous. Period.
Le Clown
looooool
Proof positive that Le Clown is shorter than your average Asian chick.
loooooooollll
Kathy,
And here I thought I could fool you all by standing on a little person.
Le Clown
the tags are literally endless…
SM,
Sounds like a fair deal. Let me push your post on my blog. I’ll let the winner write on my blog…. It’s better than having kids.
Le Clown
i was feckin’ with you. but, i love if you’re gonna do it… i love group efforts. well, i love you. in the comedy, blogging, sense of course. sigh, just tell sara im gay. it always works. lool. xoxo, sm
This is nothing, you should see the Rush Limbaugh posters over the toilets!
loooooollll
I wanna get all my funny in before the pro’s find out about this.
we shall see…. some of them have to go through too many steps, click on link, click on other link. ugh, aw, no, too tired. seriously. 😉
LOL 😀 Don’t worry about, I’m sure you’ve got a ton of actually more important things to do.
I only blog to clear my head between auction catalogues and clients. It’s a palate cleanser, like sorbet between courses 😀
xoxo, sm
Akira: “Water in urinal look cold”
Yoko: “Yes…and deep too!”
she-sus christ!
An old chestnut of a dick joke revised for my purposes
do you think leaving ‘she was an old chestnut with a dick joke’ as my epitaph is too much? looooool. it would look great on a tombstone.
It would look great on a tombstone, but yours would require significantly more wit.
ok, ok, ok. i’m tired. 😉
The best place to stroke your ego
😉
Forgot the adjective:
“The best place to stroke a shriveled ego”
looooollllllllllllll!
When activated by liquid, the NEW Ego-Boosting Urinal plays various pre-recorded messages; you can choose from random female voices or random male voices. The premium model includes celebrities, such as George Takei (Oh myyyyy!)
honestly, chuckling out loud. you are a crazed woman, in the best sense of the term. lol. xo, sm
Biggest splash since Pearl Harbor!
brilliant!
No, don’t! It’s a self-watering planter! A planter! It’s — oh, f*ck.
kv, you need a joke writing job somewhere, seriously. HIlarity.
Oh my lanta! It’s detachable!
bwwwaaahhhhaaa. shudder. have you ever heard the song, ‘detachable penis?’ youtube it. it exists. looool. xoxo, sm
hahaha! I had no idea they stole my idea this long ago!
i know. it’s an ‘oldie’ but a goodie… looool.
OH NO! Oprah said it’s supposed to be S-shaped!!!!
oh.dear.god. brills! brills! i don’t know how i’m going to pick 3. there are so many good ones!!!
“Mother of God, Put that Putin Away”.
you realize this could get you jailed in Russia…. bwwaaahhhhaaaa!
SM,
You mean, a few years away from my 2 1/2 yr old daughter and house cleaning? How do I sign up?
Le Clown
start a band called, ‘pussy riot’ and interrupt a russian orthodox service with a rendition of your song, ‘putin sucks’…you could do that, but then people will also call you a hack. i’m just sayin’. loooolll.
SM,
How about “The Uprising Of The Vagina”?
Le Clown
i think you have something there. opening band might be, ‘red flush’… too much. have i gone off topic? maybe…
“Oh no, someone drop #2!”
“#2? A beef with brocorri?”
(I can be politically incorrect, I’m from the Asian continent)
i love the “i’m from asian continent” disclaimer. welcome to the mayhem! looool. xo, sm
IT’S A BOY!
oh.dear.god. golden, just golden.
How long is this contest open? Because it’s getting pretty ridiculous here in my brain.
you have a week. PACE YOURSELF. looooll.
Oh honey you have got to get that taken care of.- First girl
Yeah remember the guy from last week, it just fell off. – Second girl
looooollll. could be…”the worst way to receive a pelvic exam…for a dude…” looolll.
Girl 1 “Hurry act shocked someones coming”
Girl 2 “I’m already shocked…Holy Moly! the loo here is cleaner than the tables outside”
too funny, lil miss. too funny. xoxo, sm
Quoting Beyonce – “To the reft to the reft”
nearly.died.nearly.died. hilarious.
I’m an asshole, but shankyu.
“This is the most comfortable looking bidet I’ve ever seen!”
bwwaaahhhhha. or scarier yet, “this drinking fountain tastes funny.”
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Oh my, anyone have a toothpick?”
loved. ‘cocktail franks, anyone?’
No foot rests! All the modern conveniences of home.
“That looks like the pictures from the sex ed filmstrips, except the infestation is the size of Tokyo!”
Chick 1: Is it Godzilla?
Chick 2: No! It’s a black man!
“Sorry hon. You must be at least this big to ride this roller coaster”
or
Woman 1 “Ooohh, is that a birthday candle?”
Woman 2 “OMG I love cake”
(I’m not 100% tonight, but I needed to be here).
“He looks nothing like his match.com picture.”
Anyone smell sushi?
Even our tiny hands won’t make HIM look good!
The cooking time for minute rice is longer.
🙂
When he ask me do I want see stlaight frush I thought he talking about cards, but maybe he have other kind of poker in mind?.
(I knew I should have kept on packing boxes instead of coming to read you and Le Clown’s blogs.)
OMG…Becky, I thought we only did foot binding!
I’ve got nothing to contribute but boy am I cacking myself!
“Welcom you to the Imperial Hotel. Our finest bathroom attendants service make you most joyful happy. Attendants include fresh towel, mints, finest soap, and lovely woman admirers. Have nice day!”
Oh! The Unisex in Ally McBeal was never like THIS!!
Prease not to thlow toothpicks in urinar, the clabs have reaerned to pore vault!
“Ewwwwwwwwww…I always thought that was where he kept his wallet!”
*gasp* Oh, nasty!… and that’s why you *always* insist on them wearing a condom, girl!
Button fly. Who’da thunk it!
So glad I was invited to Hello Kitty’s new abode, complete with golden plumbing!
Girl in the black dress:
Hiroko san I thought you said all American men are big like Godzilla?
Girl in red Dress:
Oooooooooooh look. His chin po looks like a rejected Pokemon. There’s no way I am going to let him give me tatami burns! Teee heee heee desu!
Girl in black and white dress: “I want a guy this big. Sadly, you don’t measure up.”
Girl in red dress: “If you don’t want him, I’ll take him. I like ’em small.”
“Where did you get those shoes?!”
After all the talk, I really thought Christian Grey’s peen would have been bigger . . .
love it! 50 shades of noooooooo….
OoooOOOoo! Someone’s got the new iPhone!
Black Dress: “You say, come in, we sniff coke. You have big coke you say!”
Red dress: “I no see coke…ownry straw.”