I have been a lazy blog reader this summer. It’s not that I don’t like your blogs. It is, quite simply, that almost keeping up with my own, is about all I can muster. That’s why I LOVE that I’ve created this Reggie section because it makes me go and read my favorite blogger(s) all over again. Truth be told, I’m always renewed and rejuvenated when I do. So, it’s a really good thing…like juicing.
To show you how lazy I’ve become…
And I know there are others of you – out there – who have done this too…
I went to try and find the blog of my next Reggie. Now, I know what her blog is called. I’ve been there. I’ve read it. I’ve commented, even before this profile. Why? Because I really like her. That’s why. But, yet, I was so lazy that I refused to go to her site through one of the comments on my site (WordPress provides a handy link and yes, she reads the stuff written here) and instead I just click-clacked the keyboard filling the url bar with whatever site name I thought was close to hers. This is what happened.
I love, LOVE, that wordpress wanted to know if I wanted to register that incorrect domain name. They wanted to know if I wanted to become some sort of indirect, single, white, female, stalking version of MADAME WEEBS!
Which brings me to, Sweet Mother’s newest Reggie, presenting… THE ONE AND ONLY…
MADAME WEEBS (my nickname, sorry) OF FEAR NO WEEBLES
No, WordPress. No. I do not want to become some parallel universe version of Madame Weebles, since she is doing such a great job herself. Honestly, this woman…the real Weebs, the real McCoy, she lightens up the blogosphere. She both lights it up and lightens it up. That is my highest level of praise.
I’m giving her a Reggie profile, here, but she really doesn’t need it. Her blog posts receive hundreds of comments already. If she visits your blog, consider yourself honored, as I do. Her writing is funny and insane and she is highly likely to post amusing videos of muppets.
As I refreshed my memory of the never endings talents of the WEEBS, I came across these gems: A post on her tits. Quite literally a post on the Wind Chimes of the Weebs. (What is wrong with me? Wind chimes?) There is her weekly feature where she sees good looking dead people. There’s the post where she talks about her insomnia. And then another diamond-studded post where she discusses not wanting to display a picture of yourself all over the goddermned internet…and I mean, who, WHO can not relate to that?
Weebs is for sure one of the bloggers who I will meet. There are some bloggers that I would like to meet and there are some who I know I will meet. Weebles falls in the inevitable meeting and squealing over a cocktail category. Just like it’s inevitable that you will follow her blog and that you will love it. So, please, stop fecking around and go there now — JUST CLICK THIS AND FOLLOW.
Oh, and if you want to be a “Reggie” don’t be shy…just email me a pic of what keeps you “regular” to email@example.com. And provide a url to your blog. Yeah, you have to have a blog. I’m not going to do a profile on your high school essay, so don’t be a j-hole. Start a blog and email me with the above stuff and I’ll promote the dang thing. See, it’s simple when you follow the instructions…
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Photo creds — me and the weebs.