10. You experience “PHANTOM MOUSE HAND” and begin to right click against your will!
9. You only let your dog have a playdate over Skype.
8. You get jealous of the 10 year old with a better phone than you.
7. DJ Roomba sounds like a productive idea.
6. You start calling yourself a, “Social Media Guru.”
5. You attempt to hack your own pair of Google Glass.
4. You take your computer to bed.
3. You binge on Netflix until everything goes black.
2. You believe you’ve become a Cylon. (As result of above Netflix binge.)
1. You’ve read this post. Now, go outside!
Thank you for reading Sweet Mother today! As always, your comments and thoughts about tech addictions and life in general are welcome below.
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Sweet Mother 
LMAO at #7, that’s awesome!
glad you enjoyed, chefy! and thanks for reading!
Hahahaha. Love this Mama.
PS. I’m playing in LA Thursday.
where? sweetie, where?
The Westin Bonaventure at 5pm.
yeah.
#1, ahhhhhhh, you got me!
I’ve actually had my hand cramp up from over mouse useage. not kidding! lol. thanks for reading, nic. and thanks for the kind and gentle nudge. 😉 sm
LMAO, Love this!
hi vanilla! so glad you enjoyed. xo, sm
11. You’re in your car sitting at a green light while looking at your phone as the light turns red AGAIN!
Ohhhhhh, I got a ticket for that recently. Seriously! Sm
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Outside? Through the door?
heeeeehhhheeeeeee, hooooohooooohooo. indeed, that door. to the yard. i’ve used it once or twice, but i have to force myself. ;0 good to cyber-see you, t.w..
sm
🙂
Thankfully it is raining today!
Have missed you, where have you been. I thought it was just me going on holiday that caused the problem. Leaving all electronic devices behind.
first of all, good for you leaving all electronics behind! an electronics free week or even day can be a great thing. though i seldom do it! lol. as for me, i’ve been working on this new house we bought and I’ve been so swamped this work that i’m trying to find a way to manage it all. trying to come up with a new blog schedule, so to speak. how are things by you? was the holiday nice? much love, sm
Holiday was grand, swing by and check out the two posts (Paradise I and II) for pictures.
Had no choice but to have a electronic free holiday there was no access!!
House remodels are great fun, I love doing that stuff. I know, somewhat sick but still it is so cool to make something all your own. The payoff is wonderful.
This would be hysterical if I didn’t recognize more than my share of the symptoms. OK…it’s hysterical anyway.
Nice to see you back here, I hope you are enjoying your summer.
thanks, mg. you too. hoping your summer is great and that you and he-who are doing well. i’m totally good. just trying to manage it all! much love, sm
Missed You!
missed you too, undercover. and thank you for the very sweet note the other day. i really appreciate it. xo, sm
😉
Sweet Mom you are back… missed your posts…
little miss! so nice to hear from you. it’s good to be back and to be missed! lol. hopefully, I can get more regular with posts now that I’m back in a groove. hope all is well by you. xo, sm
Damn, my dog needs a Skype account!! Good to see you SM!
I think DJ Roomba is an awesome idea!
Or when you keep pushing the side of a book to turn the page and, embarrassingly, realize it’s not a Kindle but a REAL book.
I miss me some Sweet Mom!!!!!! *going outside now*
TOO funny! Love this post, and I was, in fact, jealous of a 12-year-old who has an I-Phone 5! She was standing in line in front of me with her mother. I REALLY want one, but it’s not in the budget…grumble, grumble…:). Thanks for sharing.
Hope all is well in your world!
TenaciousB